fitness influencer

Noun - Some asshole in your gym who brings a tripod, sets it 20 feet away from his machine, then gets mad when another individual appears in frame, or a girl who wears skimpy clothing at an attempt to record other gym goers glancing her way to call them "creeps".

That girl over there has a whole tripod and is doing RDLs in front of that guy. She's clearly a fitness influencer.

by FitnessChadButtLover July 6, 2023

Mixed Fitness Artist

Someone who trains using all available rescources such as Weightlifting, Crossift, Swimming, Running, Cycling, wrestling, MMA, Yoga, etc.

Many athletes today are Mixed Fitness Artists when it comes to how they train.

by Mixed Fitness Artist January 23, 2011

Fit

A British version of hot or sexy. Commonly used by teenagers.

Boy: "you know that girl"
Boy2:"yeh shes fit as fuck"
Boy1:"Back off prick she's mine"

by Oooo yahhh March 26, 2017

catniption fit

Cats like to get a little loopy now and then, too. When their owner places catnip at their feet and they dose up, the behavior that ensues is a catniption fit.

I gave Casper a pinch of catnip, and he's going nuts...a regular catniption fit!

by ElCommissioner November 29, 2019

fit babu

A properly Dressed Kid.

Mom: Make sure to be a Fit babu for your interview Tomorrow.
Babu: Ok.

by Sajistroe3 June 8, 2021

one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.

“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”

by barry_tje November 28, 2025

false fit

something that was fake

Guy: I thought you were my girlfriend.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.

by JustTrey January 16, 2023