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by NoIDont'tIWill January 30, 2023

Dude, your text is drunk.

A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.

Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"

Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."

by Gin Blossom June 21, 2010

Booty Text

A late night summon via text messages instead of calling, in order to engage in sexual activities.

Most commonly used when you are very horny and in a situation where you can not use your cell phone to make a call.

Can also be used when you know the other person is busy and unable to pick up the phone thus sending them a sms.

Text message sent at 10:23pm
'omg this family dinner is so boring, I am glad its finishing up soon. It's going to take me 20minutes to get to your place. Can I please come over!'

Text message replied at 10:24pm
'wow thats the first booty text I've received this year'

Scenario 2
Text message sent at 1am
'Hey baby I know your in a club atm, you reckon you can hop over to my place once u've finished partying at the club?'

Text message replied at 1:05am
'i am on my way, you shall booty text no more'

by sadistixx February 19, 2010

The Textbook Break-up

One trully awsome band

Dude did you see the textbook break-up?
they trully kicked ass

by Mike27 May 3, 2005

Menage a text

When two people are texting dirty messages back and forth and a third person jumps in the conversation unexpectedly when responding to an earlier G-rated text, they in return, unintentionally receive a dirty text. They become aroused, and join the textercourse. Thus creating a Menage a text

Earlier that day Texter #1 sent a photo text of a kid crying on santa's lap to everyone in their contacts list. Hours pass...

A heated sexual exchange of texts begins with texter #2:

Texter #1 "You made me so wet right now:"
Texter #2" Send me a photo "
Texter #1 "I have been in the mood all day"

UNEXPECTEDLY Texter #3 texts a response to the G-rated photo from earler to Texter #1

Texter #3 "Ha Ha Poor thing" (referring to the sad kid photo)

Texter #1 (coufused, but hitting reply before checking the sender... "It's okay i'll masturbate while thinking of you"

Texter #3 (counfused but aroused quickly replies to the dirty text) "Awesome, can I join you"

Texter #1 realizes the mistake and notifies texter #2

Texter #1 to Texter #2... "Our conversation has just turned into a Menage a text with Texter #3"

Texter #2 "Cool, lets have a threesome"

by Thegranitehills December 19, 2009

text sex

when a person texts another for a long period of time and texts about naughty things

hay bro i had text sex last night

yo with who

by bigsuperduperballsareawsome December 22, 2007

text

The letters you are reading now.

A collection of marks which represents a sound.

This is text, you fool.

Person 1: Why are you looking up stupid words? Haven't you got anything better to do?
Person 2: Which idiot defined this word?
M. Beke: I did.

by M. Beke November 11, 2004