Put 'em up

A phrase uttered by the beast know as dylanious laverneous. Meant as a mating call, or just some form of ear rape. The creature will also violently rub it's nipples with sandpaper whilst saying the phrase. Children ages 12 - 13 speak this phrase to mock the beast.

dylanious laverneous: Put 'em up! *rubs nipples*
Gabe and Brian: STFU.
dylanious laverneous: *cries whilst continuing to rub nipples*

by G The Shadow June 12, 2011

Put yourself about

Make Yourself useful, when someone is trying too hard, or not trying hard enough - they should be instructed to put yourself about.

'mate are you still talking to that girl? #putyourselfabout'

or

'mate you still haven't spoken to that girl? put yourself about!"

by heroart April 17, 2012

Putting in Some Insulation

The act of one guy doing another guy in the Anus

While Frank was Putting in Some Insulation Eric was grabbing his ankles and screaming like a little girl.

by Mr. Molester June 12, 2008

putting a positive spit on it

v; To insult something or someone in a hearty or jovial manner, in replacement of the phrase 'positive spin'.

Karen: *enthusiastically* "That last speaker was a right dick knuckle!"

Ben: "Well that's putting a positive spit on it."

by Heartemis June 29, 2011

put you in a coma

A threat commonly use to threaten to knock someone out.

"You are a Beezy"
"Your mom's a Beezy"
"Oh Ya? I'll put you in a coma"

by HoboJoeseph July 29, 2006

Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."

"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

by Nat Turner September 15, 2008

put the belt in the bag

1:To get something done
2:To do a girl

1:"Go score a goal", "dont worry I'll put the belt in the bag"
2:"How did you do with that girl last night?", "Lets just say I put the belt in the bag"

by Dariek Johamid January 11, 2007