Patrick Arnold

That friend who talks a big open-relationship game until their partner actually gets more action than they do.

He was all poly until she had her first date. Then he pulled a Patrick Arnold and started quoting attachment theory.

by Peggy Shippen September 9, 2025

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yoooo let's get Patrick shwavy tonight lol its lit

by Noel miller fan December 16, 2019

Patrick's Kai'Sa

Slang for losing an easy game

Me; Dude I'm so fed, we better not pull a Patrick's Kai'Sa on this game

Me; How the fuck did we lose? You all pulled a fucking Patricks's Kai'Sa didn't you?

by DeclaringPond May 28, 2018

patrick stump fan

Patrick stump fan: is a socially awkward human being exept when it comes to defending Patrick stump. They think Patrick stump is a tiny marshmallow of cuteness and love how short he is.

Patrick stump fan: Patrick stump is so little I love it

Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?

Patrick stump fan: *turns head slowly* EXCUSE ME?!? Pete wentz is the bassist for fall out boy, Patrick stump is the lead singer and he's my little marshmallow of adorableness and if you say otherwise you're DEAD!!

Pete wentz fan: *slowly walks away*

by SAVE ROCK AND ROLL January 2, 2017

Patrick

Hot sexy man who will always be single cuz he has no bitches; always hard; always gay.

Patrick is so hot

by Skibidigonner December 16, 2024

The Patrick Star

When 3 woman engage in the act of scissoring all together.

Hey Ladies are we going to do The Patrick Start tonight?

by Artthegreat14 August 31, 2022

patrick condon

An extremly awesome and attractive person. Addicted to supernatural and one direction

Person 1: thats patrick condon hes awesome
Person 2: clearly and attractive
Person 3: i hear he loves supernatural
Person 1: he loves it, says its the best show ever made, never missed an episode

by Demonhunter January 22, 2014