How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

Its never Lupus

Due to Lupus being one of those things where symptoms can mimic it and its correct in rare instances, its never medically accurate. Considering Lupus can be pretty dumb and pretty stubborn, it mimics other conditions since it is having an identity crisis, such as fatigue, joint pain, and rashes. Considering Lupus is basically having an identity crisis, it often mimics other diseases such as fibromyalgia, psoriasis, and eczema, a disease that is basically asking for attentions is the same one that gives doctors a hard time to distinguish it from the diseases its mimicking.

Guy 1: Doctor I'm having these intense pains on my joints, feeling tired all the time, and im having these rashes that never goes away. I searched online and it said it could be lupus but-

Doctor: Shut up, its never lupus.

by Dr.ObviouslyNotADoctor November 30, 2025

Do we have any questions? We never do.

A common phrase said by my history teacher.

After asking questions for study guides, “do we have any questions? We never do.”

by 01011000 December 10, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 11, 2025

Was never going to do anything ever

No. Meg. No. He wasn't. I invented AI.

Hym "No. Meg. He was never going to do anything ever. He was already doing essentially nothing. He wasn't EVER going to do any more than that. I literally invented AI. Not only should AI be the person of the year and NOT HIM... But I... Should ALSO be on the cover of the magazine... And you are trying to fucking steal that from me... By LYING. And Charlie... Wasn't ever even going to do HALF as much. So... What happened to MY Charlie, Meg? I'm curious. Was it the thing I suggested?"

by Hym Iam December 12, 2025

You were never anything

Nope. You didn't win anything. You didn't DO anything. You are interpreting my behavior as though you're some kind of genius whisperer but you're just an idiot who is desperate to stay proximal to power.

Hym "You were never anything to begin with. I don't know what you thought this was but there is no version of this that results in you keeping anything you got from being associated with me."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

Cameraman never dies

Cameraman never dies: A humorous term describing the resilient individual who, amidst chaos and danger, remains unscathed while capturing every moment on camera. The term describing while capturing every moment on camera. Much like the the movie "Natural Born Killers," where they massacre everyone and leave one survivor to witness and document the aftermath, the cameraman is seemingly protected by the camera’s presence. It’s a modern idea that the cameraman always survives to tell the tale.

Lee: Bruv, I keep seeing all these videos on YouTube bear danger and chaos ones. LOL, like an animal attack or some madman running around with a knife, there's always some nutter filming it! LOL.

Frank: Yeah, you know what they say, Cameraman never dies, bruv.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 31, 2025