Synerdickstic Relationship

A relationship wherein one party is caring, sociable, and friendly, while the other party is simply a dick. These relationships often ruin parties, outings, chillings, and friendships. The good person in the relationship is called the synergist. The dick person in the relationship is referred to as the dick. The dick often treats everyone like they either don't exist or are subhuman. They won't laugh along to any jokes, join conversations, or talk to anyone unless they're telling their synergist that they want something.

A Synerdickstic Relationship can be between two siblings, two friends, two partners, or two spouses. Despite the synergist and dick being complete opposites, the synergist often says that he/she is happy in the relationship. The synergist is also often under the assumption that the dick actually enjoys their company and justifies their actions as inherently being "that way", even though 90% of the time that assumption is false.

Darrel: Hey Anna, you're really cool and I like to hang out with you but your boyfriend is a buzz-killing dick.
Anna: Yeah, I know, I'm just in a Synerdickstic Relationship I guess.

I would invite Matthew to come hang out today, but he's in a Synerdickstic Relationship with his girlfriend.

Sheryl: Hey Jessica, your boyfriend is a real dick and is never nice to you. I don't think he likes you at all. This is a total Synerdickstic Relationship, when are you going to break up with him?
Jessica: I'm happy with him, I know he likes me, he's just that way.

by Pillar Nasty October 8, 2016

relationship nazi

Commonly referred to as a personality flaw exhibited by couples who have mediocre or non-existent achievements or individuality to their own name so the mere concept that they are romantically involved with someone psychologically elevates them in their delusions of this hive minded cast system-construct of like minded individuals, "relationship Nazis". Everything they do revolves around self improvement through co-dependence of the other partners existence to emulate and project an obvious "plastic happiness". Common characteristics of a relationship Nazi couple include a sudden surge in the use of the word "relationship" in ones otherwise limited vocabulary for (lack of a better statement) since the word was popularized during the "Myspace era". Other characteristics include a narcissistic judgmental point of view in a pathetic and mundane, peasant-like display of competitive-"suburbatory" behavior towards real couples who are above such petty quips as well as other relationship Nazis, superficial friendships, exclusionary behavior exhibited by means of ostracizing them selves from cool single friends out of fear and insecurities that the single friends will talk them into cheating on a dudes/ladies night. Early signs of this personality disorder can be diagnosed by how the subject acts when he/she is single. Do they tout "bros before hoes" rhetoric and emulate how glad they are to be single? Do they have a deep disdain for the opposite sex for being jerks/players?

Where's Zeik?
Too good for his real friends.
Ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
Yea you know, typical relationship Nazi stuff.

by Ampresandman March 14, 2016

Dollar Store Relationship

A relationship that is so generic and basic it's like buying pop tarts from the dollar store

My sisters relationship with her boyfriend is so generic and basic it's like a dollar store relationship.

by HerbADerb March 20, 2016

Pedogaycycle relationship

A relationship between a little gay boy and a gay old man who bonds through cycling
Also called Ravnhøylpuling

Call the police! My son has a pedogaycycle relationship with Jan Inge!

by GOODGUY SMOOTH November 14, 2018

Relationship John

Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.

I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.

by Morch81 November 6, 2018

WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.

1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.

by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017

WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.

1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.

by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017