Maple-Blaster

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent

On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster

by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021

mapleboarding

One of the many forms of torture used by the Canadian government in the interrogation and punishment of prisoners. mapleboarding (called "maple syrup torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down in a vat of 100% pure Canadian maple syrup. The syrup makes it impossible to breathe and the person feels as if they are about to drown; simultaneously, the thick, viscous sweet fluid constantly bombarding their senses slowly brings them to gustatorial ecstasy. In the end, the prisoner experiences wildly contradictory feelings of panic and bliss, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more delicious, delicious torture.

The RCMP uses mapleboarding to promote democracy worldwide.

by The mapleboarder August 2, 2021

MapleSyrupMan

MapleSyrupMan is slang for a stereotypical Canadian man

Your a MapleSyrupMan

by JustaTruthfullGuy August 5, 2021

Marley

just tell people you're friends with him and they'll do anyhting you ask.

"im gonna beat you up"
"wait.. im friends with marley"
the guy punches himself

by Charlishotngl August 7, 2021

Maplease

Show me a map, a picture of a map or a directional diagram… please.
Simple answer to laziness of not being bothered to look up a map yourself or to find a location.
Maplease.

Maplease

by Ozymuk September 17, 2021

marley

the hottest gf i’ve ever had.

random person: hey who’s ur gf?
me: marley
random person: omg she’s rly hot

by 1ilymari3 September 19, 2021

Marley

Although, she is pretty and all the boys want to date her she is a bitch. She plays with boys hearts and makes it seem like your fault. She has 2 sides one is a playful person and the other is a stubborn, bratty, entitled. She act like everything is about her. She will give you attention then leave and repeat until she breaks your heart.

I was talk to Marley and she played with my heart.

by Bro username September 21, 2021