father

Male who conceived other living beings with his genetic material (semen).

My father is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

Father

Fat her

She is a fat her. I mean here. Your my father hairy.

by Bigheadass May 18, 2023

Father

A mysterious creature that will disappear before you are born or when your young. If you see one be happy its a very very rare sighting.

Bill: My Father left me when i was 5.

by Me.Toonenstien October 27, 2022

Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

Fa Fa Father

Rich daddy who won his fortune at the casino using the Fa Fa Funds. We love our daddy fa fa father

Forgive me my fa fa father for i have sinned

by anonymous333333333 June 6, 2025

father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Father

You don’t have one

You have no father you don’t have one
Fact but I have ur mom

by I like hot hot men December 1, 2022