I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

Cheerio

Wrongly confused with "chesto", "cheerio!" is an expression that Togame, the self-titled Strategian from Nisio Isin's Katanagatari, uses when she hits someone. "Cheerio" later became a word to be known across the land as what the most powerful man in the country, Yasuri Shichika, yelled as he took down the Eighth Shogun of the Owari Shogunate. Thus fulfilling Togame's dying wish for the expression to be spread across the country as a shout of encouragement.

Shogun: "Please spare me! Oh, I know! I'll give you the country! Don't you want power over the country?"

Shichika: "LIKE I'D GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THAT! CHEERIO!!"

*Kills the Shogun with a strike that runs through and destroys the entire side of the building and into the ground*

by reacquaintance January 9, 2011

leather cheerio

anus; rectum

My chica's leather cheerio looked like a jelly donut by the time I was done hammerin' it.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

cheese eater

is a snitch, a rat, someone who is working with the cops

dont fuck with that fool, he,s a cheese eater

by elcochinoe November 1, 2003

wonder cheese

the sticky, gooey, sweaty, smelly stuff that accumulates under the male ballsack after hours of strenuous activity.

Dude you need a shower, i can smell your wonder cheese from here!

by suzuki249ryder February 3, 2009

Old cheese

Your mum. Not offensive.

Who was that on the phone?
My old cheese.

by dieselcom August 1, 2007

cheerio

1. British for "goodbye"

2. The singular form of a cereal consisting of donut-shaped bits.

1. "Well then, cheerio ol' chap!"

2. "Cheerios are only good when they are covered with three spoonfuls of sugar."

by Dr. Ake November 18, 2005