Buttery Butthole

When you Pam your dick for anal enjoyment

Bro I didn't have any lube last night; I had to give Brittany a Buttery Butthole.

by DalVlodan January 14, 2018

Excellent butthole

Exclamation.

1. A salutation for the socially-awkward meaning, "Good-bye. Thank you for a wonderful day of joy, jokes, and memories. Hope the remainder of your day is excellent, and you make kickass pumpkin carvings of animal orifices."

Florence: "Bye, excellent navigation today."
Taylor: "Excellent butthole."
Taylor: "I'm sorry. My brain has been exhausted of all energy levels, and it just decided to stop functioning. I am ashamed."

by Master of Shit Jobs October 09, 2022

Butthole Deficiency

Your butthole stopped working and it's time to have butthole surgery.

Oh no! I have a bad case of Butthole Deficiency!

by January 07, 2021

Butthole Balloonanitis

(Pronounced: butthole balloon-na-nye-tis) Another word for anal prolapse, which is when the inside of your rectum is hanging out of your anus and resembles deflated balloons (where it gets its name) or roast beef curtains.

The porn stars' anus was gaping so bad that they had butthole balloonanitis.

Dude, you might want to go to a doctor because your butthole balloonanitis looks like your whole rectum is falling out!

by Shittle Bits December 07, 2018

Chum Bucket Butthole

When a guy’s butthole is so loose from bottoming that when he poops, the sound is reminiscent of a chum bucket being emptied into the ocean to attract sharks.

Due to the sawed off shotgun like blast spread, I knew Chum Bucket Butthole Dan had been in there last.

by West side Bobby July 09, 2023

butthole ryan

someone who sends pictures of their butthole to women

“butthole ryan just sent me a picture of his butt”
“ew”

by olafthesnowman123 August 15, 2022

butthole mouth

When the sassy black nurse puts her hands on her hips, cocks her head to the side, raises her eyebrows, purses her lips, and says "mmmm-hmmm!", she is making a butthole mouth.

Trump's press secretary has reached out to actor Gary Coleman in hopes the former child star can help the President make a proper butthole mouth.

by whooer's your daddy February 20, 2017