The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
Get the Grease Shinglemug. A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”
by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025
Get the No grease in this baconmug. by WintaSnow August 3, 2024
Get the Prison Greasemug. The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
Get the Grease Shinglemug. The greasiest person you know. Sits in filth, takes no showers, and wears the same clothes all the time.
Person 1: Did you see that guy who’s always wearing the same hoodie?
Person 2: Omg yes! He’s such a grease jocky!
Person 2: Omg yes! He’s such a grease jocky!
by Blazeit June 17, 2019
Get the Grease Jockymug. Somthing that's at a whataburger
by Msyew October 6, 2015
Get the grease napkinmug. When you cover yourselves in baby oil and proceed to try and have sex. Typically causing one party involved to launch off of the other.
by Snapilated December 15, 2021
Get the Grease Joustingmug.