Zoophile

Someone who should grab a shotgun a blow to roof of their mouth off
steve "Hey im a zoophile"

stan "kill yourself rot in hell"
by Zoophile killer June 17, 2022
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Zoophile

A term used to describe the invalid attraction to animals. Which is disgusting due to the fact that the animal has no ability to consent.
Person 1: I’m a Zoophile.
Person 2: Don’t talk to me you waste of air.
by Mishshreem February 21, 2022
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A zoophile is someone probably a failed abortion and also adopted and they make satin or whatever god or devil rules the underworld look like a lovely nice caring compassionate and overall a genuinely nice and good god and yes I mean the ruler of the underworld
teenager: mom dad I’m bisexual

Mom and dad: it’s ok we support you’re every decision you make
Teenager: oh I’m also a zoophile

Mom and dad: you’re real mother told us to tell you you’re a failed abortion and you’re adopted
by Zoo killer June 01, 2022
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Zoophile

A Bitch who is sexually attracted to fucking animals and should rot in the deep depths of hell.
Person 1:hey did you hear Bob the zoophile died by a truck

Person 2: yay!! The zoophile is dead

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
by TheAddictingFryingPan March 11, 2022
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Zoophile

A person who is sexually attracted to animals or as i like to call them a bunch of fucking braindead fatherless degenerates
Joe: hey max guess what
Max: what is it?
Joe: I’m coming out as a zoophile.. max why are you holding a flamethrower?
Max: i hope you rot in hell you dog fucker
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Zoophiles are nice people who will take care of your pet for the weekend. They are typicaly found in houses and somethimes they wear furry costumes. They will give your pet extra good care.
"the zoophiles are not fucking my dogs"
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Zoophile

An individual with the sexual attraction to non-human animals. Important not to be confused with Bestiality. Not everyone with this attraction is doomed to offend, and is not always counted as a disorder!

Attraction≠Action!
A: I identify as a Zoophile. I am attracted to non humans.

B: What, so you rape animals or something?

A: While some of us engage in contact, a very large portion of people with zoophilic thoughts choose NOT to engage in bestiality for ethical purposes! It is simply an attraction, none of which can be changed :)

B: Oh alright. Thanks!
by GoshawkRed July 15, 2022
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