Tuba Section

The section of a school band generally known for not giving a shit.

Of course Daniel doesn't want to go to regional competition, he's in the tuba section.

by FemaleME95 December 23, 2010

poop tuba

A loud fart on the toilet that usually results in a highly accelerated poop shooting into the toilet.

Someone's playing the poop tuba in stall number two.

by SallyMaes November 14, 2015

tuba fupa

A fupa so fatty you can play the tuba with it.

"Man, look at that girls tuba fupa, shit!"

by Jay and Kellie November 16, 2008

Tuba Toot

A fart that sounds just like a low note on a tuba

Person #1. *toot*
Person #2. Hey you jist tuba tooted!!!

by Merissa Lingtoe June 15, 2018

tuba phone

A device that is both a tuba, and a phone.

I want a tuba phone for christmas because its a tuba and a phone!

by freakazoid650 June 05, 2005

Steaming Tuba

A girl sucking on a cock with hands around butt cheeks when the guy farts.

The other night I gave the old lady a steaming tuba.

by C-Adamz January 11, 2007

tuba christmas

A nationwide event that is held during the Christmas season which hundred of tuba player gather to play Christmas carols.

Hey are you planning to play at tuba christmas this year??

by BruinKiller3469 April 07, 2009