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welfare mocha

A poor man's mocha. Black drip coffee with a packet of instant cocoa poured in.
I can't afford Starbucks, I'll have a welfare mocha.
by Croditi December 19, 2014
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Mocha Pete

A homosexual man that insists he's bisexual.
by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020
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Mocha Dip

When you have sex with a beautiful woman and you fuck her in the butt and then stick it in the vagina and back in the butt again, creating the infectious Mocha Dip.
Did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Kyle Mocha Dipped her last weekend!
by KrypticSoul December 4, 2019
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mocha shaped

Someone that is round, squishy, and also silly!
"If not mocha, why mocha shaped?"
by airyhfjone April 3, 2023
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Kosher Mocha

Idina and Taye's baby is a Kosher Mocha.
by Raisel Adena August 12, 2009
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Mocha bxrry

Mocha bxrry is short.
by Schickand August 25, 2021
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Mocha Pussy

The packages of Hot Coco mix with the top cut off and a person licking the powder.
Dude i saw him eating mocha pussy today
Really? That's a little weird
by Queen.Wish March 29, 2015
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