Roosevelt High School

A place where the bathrooms are just for communal pegging and vaping. Beware of molestation circles roaming the halls during the witching hour, and the block blast addiction problem is running rampant causing the extinction of half of the freshman in just under 4 months due to overdose.

guy 1: I just heard a crackhead came to Roosevelt High School a month ago with some caltrops hoping to breed the

freshman population back to pre-BlockBlast levels.

guy 2: did he succeed?

guy 1: No, sadly their schlongs were too small for repopulation

by Krungleloverla4th February 27, 2025

Roosevelt

A God in human form that will blow your mind away. Reincarnated and born again into something greater than his previous life. Whenever you come across a Roosevelt it is common to see others in the immediate vicinity bow down on one knee with their heads down because they recognize a God when they see one. Roosevelt can do amazing things with women in the boom boom room, usually leaving his willing women victims in wheelchairs just to heal them so they can walk again, to go back to their boyfriends. At night time Roosevelt transforms into a sex God. During the daytime he is just Ballin outta control. There's no stopping this God in human flesh. It is wise to pay homage to Roosevelt everyday and to offer every dime you work so hard for, so he can go back to his crib and flex on social media. If you talk that smack to Roosevelt,he is know to hand out a few smacks back, his clap back game is sum serious.

Sharonda-Yo home you see that guy? Cuz
Jayquan - yeah for some reason my inner self is telling me to bow down and give him my rent money on da hood
Sharonda- oh snap son thats God ,his earth name is Roosevelt cuz. Nigga bow down like Westside connection

by Deezenizzuts November 22, 2021