by Cool kid01 May 16, 2022
Get the Sexual tensionmug. by Cool kid01 May 16, 2022
Get the Sexual tensionmug. This is the code name for PMS one of my Irish teachers used to use. It is what he believes is an accurate description of what PMS is.
Teacher #1: ''Why did Becca leave the classroom so suddenly? Is something the matter?''
Teacher #2: *With a very heavy Irish accent* ''Oh ya know, Psycho Princess Mental Tension situation.''
Teacher #1: *With a very British accent* ''Bloody hell. Sounds like it's going to be a massacre.''
Teacher #2: *With a very heavy Irish accent* ''Oh ya know, Psycho Princess Mental Tension situation.''
Teacher #1: *With a very British accent* ''Bloody hell. Sounds like it's going to be a massacre.''
by thegamefreak543 October 31, 2017
Get the Psycho Princess Mental Tensionmug. Da "wound up" feeling dat you experience when da snow starts to recede and da first green shoots of grass start coming up, making you feverishly compelled to go and check da tempered-steel coiled-wire components of your lawn and garden equipment to see if they still possess adequate pull, or if they are too saggy and weak to do their strong-and-quick-return-motion job anymore.
Da term "spring tension" and also refer to da yearly period when "young men's thoughts turn to love", and thus you are concerned dat if you manage to sneak a willing female home wif you, your parents --- or even worse, da girl's parents, if you two also end up at her house on some of da occasions when you "get it on" --- will hear da tell-tail squeaking of your mattress-coils.
by QuacksO June 13, 2023
Get the spring tensionmug. Noun: A bold claim on how or why something is or isn't, when you are blatantly wrong. False confidence in a false fact.
Person 1: Hey what are those balls on the telephone lines for?
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...
by not_who_you_think_i_am_ September 5, 2016
Get the Tension Ballmug. A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.
by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023
Get the Weiner tensionmug. 