douche sailboat

Exceeding the limits of being a douche canoe but not douche yacht level quite yet.

"You're a douche sailboat Chad"

by israinpee January 23, 2014

underground sailboat

When your friend from Waverly tells you a sad story about the past, you feel like you are riding on the "underground sailboat."

Thanks for bringing up that trip to Malmo, now I'm all chilling on the underground sailboat!

by Zaimejs April 19, 2018

The Sailboat

When you take a shower curtain rod and put it in the girls ass with the shower curtain still attached while you’re fucking her from behind causing the shower curtain to flap wind.

I rode her like the sailboat.

by ACSailer April 26, 2025

the golden sailboat

The act of peeing on a piece of toilet paper from the dry part of the bowl down to the toilet into the water and across the bowl setting it in its maiden and final voyage

Thar blows the Golden Sailboat, the SS Charmin, traversing across the yellow sea

by Sklpkl May 30, 2025