Slapper

A person who believes they are patriotic simply because they slap an 'I support the troops' sticker on their car/truck/SUV.
jerk phony ignorant clueless hipster

Check out the 'slapper' in the Hummer getting 10 miles per gallon; I'm sure the troops are thrilled that he's enjoying the oil they're dying for.

by BungeeBoi October 23, 2008

Slapper Fockers

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.

DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!

by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018

Mirror slapper

A pimple so big that when you pop it, it spews out onto the mirror.

That giant pimple is gonna be a mirror slapper for sure.

by PESHI August 30, 2022

wall slapper

(verb) when a song is so fire that you and your friends all join together and slap the walls of whatever room you're in while bumping to the beat

(adjective) a song that makes you want to slap walls

Mike: "Damn dude, Big Booty 13 is an absolute wall slapper. When I listen to it I'm thrown into the vortex."

Pete: "Yea, that song definitely slaps."

by ghost of uzh October 27, 2018

gormless slapper

gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone

She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.

by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008

Snickers slapper

Someone who enjoys the act of punching or slapping a male in the nuts just for fun

wow that really hurt that guy is a true snickers slapper.

by JayFonz August 25, 2009

thigh slapper

An extremely long penis that slaps the thighs when doing anything naked

I went skinny dippin the other night with a bunch of hot chicks until Jeff jumped in with his big thigh slapper and took home all the pussy!

by pipelayer24 June 1, 2013