took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

shit me bol

An alternative to "fuck me" although you're adding "bol" at the end, which is boy. Also can be used in replace of "are you kidding me," "really", or "seriously"

Person 1: Man my house caught on fire
Person 2: shit me bol

by agaishrkdnxksjsbj April 1, 2017

shit on me

It means to shit on a person. Poop basically.

Eww you shit on me.

by ellow111111 April 25, 2019

Let me shit and daddyknivesreal duo

The definition of insanity and misery

i am scared of a let me shit and daddyknivesreal duo entering my life

by iwillmakeu October 30, 2022