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Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.
John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon
by weird_eli January 5, 2023
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Wife Rogan

Wife Rogan "This is not how people should be interacting with one another."

Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
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Rogan

When someone in a group of friends. suddenly starts talking about bizarre conspiracies dominating the conversation.

Often using made up statistics , and using the word sheeple to describe anyone with an opposite hire.
OMG, that was intense , Dave went full Rogan. As a woman I can cope with Mansplaining , but when they go Rogan you cannot argue with them.
by Tuneraider November 30, 2024
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Rogan

Rogan is super funny and really creative, They have big personalities and They don't need to pretend about who they are. They always think about the positives and never let anything get to them.
"Hi Rogan!!" or "Have you seen Rogan today?".
by *Someone_random* December 12, 2022
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Rogan

He is an ugly boy who lives Texas and smokes pot
becky:did you hear ROGAN smokes pot
Jaspal:wow he is bad boy
by Someone who’s weird November 27, 2019
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Joe Rogan experience

The name of the up-and-coming street drug combination. Originating in Cecil county, Md the ‘Joe Rogan experience’ is a smokable combination (unknowingly present in most vape pens) of DMT and a lethal dose of Fentanyl

The goal of which being to break through just moments before slipping into the afterlife.

Survivors recall visions of angelic dodecahedrons bestowing knowledge to those who believe.
Yo bro, I’ve had enough - pass me the Joe Rogan Experience!
by TrumpSquidFishingVideo October 22, 2023
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Joe Rogan DMT Cart

A vape pen with DMT that will make you trip maddd balls.
“Nigga must be smoking that Joe Rogan DMT cart again.”
by Markus Jahad June 17, 2024
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