coolness pyramid

A scale in which the coolest people around the world are classified according to their respective ranks in coolness. The units by which these insane characters are measured are referred to as klinks, which range from 1-100(100 being the coolest). Dana of course is atop the pyramid, measuring in at 100 klinks, the first person ever to do so.

Carphonzo: Yo bizatch make me some food!
Natasha: You can get yo'nigga ass up and get it yo' self!
Carphonzo: Hey bitch I be higha on da coolness pyramid den u be!
Natasha: Shit nigga I fo'got!

by jabarious August 19, 2004

pyramid scheme

see scientology

hail xenu: the master of the the ultimate money-grubbing pyramid scheme

by placental soup July 5, 2009

Pyramid Currency

1. Another name for the US Dollar.
2. FIAT CURRENCY.

Origin 1: From the pyramid depicted on the back of a $1 bill.

Origin 2: From the pyramidal economic and social structures that arose when Keynesian economic theories were adopted in shaping U$ monetary policy.

Slave: But Master, why can't I get a job?
Master: Go to school young man. Graduate through the academic pyramid, and someday, you'll be allowed to make pyramid currency for yourself.
Slave: Fuck you, I'm gonna mine for bitcoin!

by schulwitz June 28, 2011

Pyramid of Giza

A rare sexual maneuver, that is an inversion of the Eiffel Tower. A third male joins the normal Eiffel Tower formation, wherein he receives a hand job from the dominate hand of the female participant. As a result all three men must touch hands to form the Pyramid of Giza.

The Eiffel Tower was pretty amazing, but it went to a whole new level when Ben joined in to form the Pyramid of Giza. Even Brittany agreed that the usage of her HAND enhanced the the Eiffel Tower to incredible new heights; screaming that wow this Pyamid of Giza is orgasmic!

by Jack Winkle Don January 4, 2011

Poyraz

A wholesome daddy but 5’4”. Has a great sense of humour, owns a pussy (baby cat, it’s a baby cat you perverts.) Is very nice but can’t speak because he is a dog

Have you seen Poyraz?

God that dog is hot, he must be Poyraz.

by DaddyJungkook111 March 27, 2019

PSYroll'ed

a variation on the Rick Roll, whereby you are led to believe you are being given a link to one thing, but it is actually a link to PSY's K-pop sensation "Gangnam Style" (July of 2012 on Youtube)

you are led to believe that a friend has given you a link to your professor's course website, but it is an actual a link to PSY's "Gangnam Style". That friend would havve gotten PSYroll'ed

by JWLnler88 November 27, 2012

Pyramid Stream

The act of live-streaming yourself doing any number of activities, and your only and/or majority of viewers, followers, donations, and subscribers alike come from a group in which each member does the same for one another that you are a member of.

That Jeff guy is all caught up in a Pyramid Stream. It's like MLM but more subversive.

by vladimir scootin September 17, 2018