Mesa

A cold calculated gentleman. A loyal bro but once you cross him he's coming for blood and he's not afraid to unlock that black Airforce energy. Don't fuck with his money or bitches if you're not ready to get jumped by a one man gang.

M1: How did Jeff break his leg?
M2: He stepped on Mesa's shoe and didn't apologize.

by Georgie143765 November 22, 2021

Zoe Mesa

Black Mesa, but under constant explosion.

*Something explodes, or catches fire*
Everyone: This is a true Zoe Mesa moment.

by d3911 March 14, 2021

what the mesa

Used in Austin Texas by 5 year olds in Spanish Emersion to say "what the hell"

What the mesa is going on

by testingForTheBesting December 9, 2022