When Marius...
by Pope of comedy August 24, 2023

A person that nine out of ten times has severe autism. Potentially dyslexia and adhd as well. The individual named Marius usually has feminine tendencies and a severely short penile length. "Marius" usually tries to pull ladies, although they struggle and in most cases give a bunch of money for nothing in return.
by Jan Innegur May 9, 2025

Rus Marius is a normal kid. He often plays Brawl Stars in class which is not cool. But other than that he's a regular kid.
by Anonymous8272 October 13, 2023

A being incapable of having real thoughts and instead emulates childish feelings through substances such as energy drinks and cola.
Is often interested in weird things in the wrong way
Is often interested in weird things in the wrong way
"we need to celebrate 9/11 day" -a Marius
"I wan't to read (insert a certain german book)" - a Marius
"I wan't to read (insert a certain german book)" - a Marius
by ProviJhin September 11, 2023

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

A guy with either scandinavian or romanian ancestors.
he typically has a smaller than average dick due to the european climate
he typically has a smaller than average dick due to the european climate
that guy is such a marius (either is from scandinavia or romania or he has a small penis. it can also be both)
by Large peepee haver July 28, 2021

He sexually abused my uwu, he's a real Didrik, Louw and Marius.
The police said "Watch out for that Didrik, Louw and Marius fucker".
The police said "Watch out for that Didrik, Louw and Marius fucker".
by Mr. Venter June 4, 2022
