kelsey flagg

A very specific term originating from new zealand. A kelsey flagg is a giant parade float featuring the worlds largest frisbee, 3 gorgeous women, a stove (for the women), and a fully equiped sound system. And a master bathroom.

Dude! My friend Micah just gave his friend a Kelsey flagg!

THats crazy! lets go play some disc!!

by Micah Sunset May 27, 2010

kelley deal

coolest girl ever, after her twin sister, kim deal. had her own band, the kelley deal 6000 in 1997. they rocked.

kelley deal is often over looked in favor of kim, but that doesn't mean she's not as talented.

by brittles August 28, 2004

Kelsey stoked

Beyond excited about an idea, adventure, getting laid, basically, anything that you get so giddy over the energy just pours out of you like a volcano spewing words at a high-pitched level of voice.

Originally derived from a waitress in Jay Peak VT that was so stoked on life, that it was instantly contagious and has become the bar for the outdoor community in New England and beyond.

Dude, want to do the Pemi Loop in a day?
Man, I'm like Kelsey stoked on that shit.

by BeaconMountainGoat April 28, 2020

Kelsey

The most alluring woman you’ll meet on the planet. She acts so tough and cool around other people but when she trust you she’s like a big adorable baby that constantly wants your attention. Every kiss from her will make your heart flop and every smile and laugh you’re lucky to get from her will make your whole day brighten beyond measure. She will make you feel things you’ve never felt before I’m your life. With her luscious curly hair, bedroom brown eyes, perfect kissable lips, and gorgeous sinful body. Kelsey will make you fall for her in an instant.

See that girl over there with the waffle racers on? Walking like she’s the shit and looking mean?

That’s Kelsey.

by T.J. Leg. July 22, 2021

david kelley

definition of man whore

"you're acting like a david kelley rn"

by jewishnegrobitch December 31, 2019

A Kelley

To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:

Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*

* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.

Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…

by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023

Kelsey

super sweet and full of life. Usually a girl but can also be a boy. never gives upon her ambitions. Always gets lost in thought. Defiantly into music not playing but listening. Always fun to be around but most of the time wants to be alone. Never piss off a Kelsey otherwise she will rip your head off and sew it back on with rusted metal. She is super sexy and always loves to play sports.

Damn. That must be a Kelsey because that fine specimen is damn fine!

by Scooter32 February 14, 2015