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flesh eating snot weasel

a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.
my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.
by Rob Armer December 9, 2006
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dick eating

when somebody is extra hype about with you're doing, someone is copying off of you
"Keisha went and got those sneakers I got yesterday...She dick eating."

also see: dick eater
by Isatta July 23, 2004
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eating one's vegetables

Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.
A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.

B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.
by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008
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ass eating awareness month

The month of September is dedicated to raising awareness to the art of eating ass and the joys of having your booty ate like groceries
Wow I'm really excited to teach at this new seminar for ass eating awareness month
by Ass God February 3, 2018
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Belgian Pie Eating Contest

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.
by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009
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Eating crow

To man up and to admit you were wrong
That guy was Eating Crow when Obama was elected President, he had swore under his life that McCain would be elected
by Darkbeaudry December 20, 2008
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Eating movies

Modern Hebrew slang word describing someone either uneasy or extremely concerned about a matter in an overdramatic way. May also describe a delirious person during heavy drug usage.
example 1
man 1 : this pot is killng me dudeeee. im "eating movies".
man 2 : chill.

example 2
man 1 : i dont know what to do about my girlfriend...
man 2 : stop "eating movies" about her man.
by TZACHIK&DANNYG April 5, 2005
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