crinkle punch

to punch someone in the butt hole. butt hole = crinkle star

You better quit fartin', or else I'm gonna crinkle punch you so hard, it knocks dat gas out ya nose.

by crinklestarlette January 04, 2014

crinkle shitstein

Crinkle Shitstein is a play on words of Rumplestiltskin. It is used to describe someone who looks weird and creepy or like a bootleg Rumplestiltskin

“Look at Crinkle Shitstein over there, he’s about to make a deal with someone for their 3rd son”

by Durbrisbdjanw November 07, 2021

Crinkling

This term describes the intimate experience of partners wrapping their genitals in layers of bubble wrap or crinkly plastic to enjoy the unusual sounds and sensations. The "crinkle" makes every move a surprise, adding a layer of sensory fun.

"I tried crinkling yesterday and it was quite fun, way better than sounding"

by Amagerardin November 01, 2024

Crinkle Brain

Thinking so hard and being so utterly smart that not only does your forehead crinkle, but your brain as well.

Check out this crinkle brain strat, it works every time!

by Masterful Ezreal main February 25, 2019

Crinkle Sack

When your ballsack is raised all the way up only showing wrinkles and taint line.

Leonardo DiCaprio: “When I got out of the shower and looked at my balls, that’s when I knew I had crinkle sack.”
His young wife: “Ew…I’m not touching that crinkle sack tonight…let me know when it’s back to normal”

by The_Definition_Guy April 20, 2025

Wet Crinkle

A sexual act in which a non erect penis is used to give a girl vaginal orgasm.

I had whiskey dick last night, so I had to do the wet crinkle.
I ran out of Cialis pills last week and I had no choice but to perform the wet crinkle.

by ChrisCrinkle October 10, 2022

Crinkle

When you have new shoes and it creases.

Man slow down I’m gunna crinkle my shoes

by Treysi March 30, 2021