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Clitbanger

Somewhat akin to a navel gazer or pencil pusher, a clitbanger is someone who is excessively focused on/or of carrying out something of little importance.
Jeff: You see that return to office notice from Karen in HR?

Bill: Yeah, what a clitbanger! She must be super busy if that's taking up so much of her focus. She must have her tongue deep up the CEOs asshole!
by DeepRed February 5, 2025
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Christine's cum filled Cribbage

When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
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