chick fil a paradox

only wanting the most addictive chicken on Sundays THE ONLY DAY COU CANT GET IT

GUY: BRO CAN WE GET CHICK FIL A

FRIEND: NAH YOU GOT THE CHICK FIL A PARADOX BUD

by THELARGESTCHEESER March 17, 2022

Chick-Fil-Age

The rage associated with the realization that Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sunday’s.

“How was your Sunday buddy?”
“Horrible, I was so hungover and then was overcome with Chick-Fil-Age. Every fucking Sunday man, it’s devastating.”

by Mandy and Piper October 16, 2020

Chick-fil-ationship

Two Chick-fil-A employees who are in an active romantic relationship.

Mark:Did you hear about John and Cindy from front of house?

Joe: yeah I heard they were in a Chick-fil-ationship.

by Lukey Pookie October 18, 2021

national take your crush to chick-fil-a day

november 16th

when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a

karen want to go to chick-fil-a?

sure,why?
BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL TAKE YOUR CRUSH TO CHICK-FIL-A DAY

by usucc October 29, 2019

Chick-fil-MIA

when you thought you had plans with someone but they go silent and you suspect it’s because they are at Chick-fil-a

Last Thursday we were supposed to have a meet and greet at the pub but most of the team decided to go Chick-fil-MIA instead

by DontDishThisIsh February 21, 2022

chick-fil-a’d

when a business establishment is closed on a Sunday. bonus points if it’s closed because of Jesus.

i really needed to wash my car today but the car wash was closed. i got chick-fil-a’d.

by jesusgurl777 April 17, 2022

Chick-fil-a Squad

A very loving caring group of friends that will be unbreakable. They are always loyal to each other. Chick-fil-a Squad contains beautiful, strong, intelligent, creative, artistic young girls. Btw they LOVE SLIME...🤣

They are amazing, beautiful, and talented they are chick-fil-a squad

by Geisal June 16, 2017