brownie

verb form -- to fuck up royally
noun form -- a royal fuckup
Derives from the nickname George Bush has for FEMA director Mike Brown. Also takes some derivation from "brown eye."

Verb -- Boy, Bush sure brownied the relief effort after Hurricane Katrina.
Noun -- Ever since we elected that Bush, this country's been one big brownie.

by Jesus Stays Crunchy September 25, 2005

Brownie

Coined by John Edwards after Michael Brown, the head of FEMA when Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans. It refers to any political hack unqualified for their position.

No more Brownies! We need qualified people in government!

by Helen Katon September 9, 2007

brownie

To pull ones underwear up causing it to become lodged in his/her butt crack.

I just gave that guy a brownie!

by Mannies April 4, 2003

brownie

A nickname for guys who aren't exactly black but not white either. They're somewhere in between even though they look completely white, but likes the idea of being black.

Actual white person: Hey Brownie! what's up?

White person that thinks they're black: Yo son! wut up

by Whitie March 29, 2005

Brownie

A handjob, plain and simple

"Hannah, want to give me a brownie in the parking lot?"
"Sure Chance, lemme make sure I have some hand sanitizer."

by lollypoplover10 August 29, 2011

brownie

The guy who sits next to you while you are taking your driver's license road test.

Can you BELIEVE it? That brownie flunked me - NO LICENSE!!

by WillyBGood321 July 17, 2009

Brownie

The item you don't want from the female bakery. also known as Poop.

See muffin cookie cupcakes oven wind cookies

we was doing it, and she let a wind cookie, and out came a brownie on my nuts!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004