The Ruda Tuba

The Ruda Tuba - (rooda toobe a)

After fucking a chicks yatch hard (preferrably in the doggy position), you proceed to flip her on her back, grab her by the ankles, bend her knees to her chest, and make her queef. Repeat this maneuver by pumping her legs as if you were playing a tuba. "Ruda" is short for Rudimentary.

After I gave her a good old fashioned holiday rogering, I wailed on the ruda tuba.

by That Foo Max August 22, 2009

Tuba Section

The section of a school band generally known for not giving a shit.

Of course Daniel doesn't want to go to regional competition, he's in the tuba section.

by FemaleME95 December 23, 2010

tuba fupa

A fupa so fatty you can play the tuba with it.

"Man, look at that girls tuba fupa, shit!"

by Jay and Kellie March 30, 2009

Tuba Toot

A fart that sounds just like a low note on a tuba

Person #1. *toot*
Person #2. Hey you jist tuba tooted!!!

by Merissa Lingtoe June 16, 2018

tuba phone

A device that is both a tuba, and a phone.

I want a tuba phone for christmas because its a tuba and a phone!

by freakazoid650 June 12, 2005

Steaming Tuba

A girl sucking on a cock with hands around butt cheeks when the guy farts.

The other night I gave the old lady a steaming tuba.

by C-Adamz January 11, 2007

tuba christmas

A nationwide event that is held during the Christmas season which hundred of tuba player gather to play Christmas carols.

Hey are you planning to play at tuba christmas this year??

by BruinKiller3469 April 6, 2009