by Tman6monkey December 21, 2019

Man 1 “Ay I tried a gas station gogurt and I think I have hemorrhoids and aids.”
Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
by Broski119 April 21, 2023

A person you use to gas you up for a short amount of time so you can gain confidence to go to someone hotter, better, and cooler. Basically someone you ghost after they make you feel better about yourself.
Person 1: Hey, Emma, you make me feel really good about myself. Thanks for all the compliments.
Emma (Gas station): You’re welcome, would you still wanna go on that date next week ?
Person 1: Nah, you’re not my type, but thank you for gassing me up *hangs up pump and leaves gas station (Emma)
Emma (Gas station): You’re welcome, would you still wanna go on that date next week ?
Person 1: Nah, you’re not my type, but thank you for gassing me up *hangs up pump and leaves gas station (Emma)
by Penisinspector123 January 17, 2023

Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!
Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!
by King Yamayama April 11, 2024

by Tom cruiser March 29, 2017

a whore. may be used by douche bags to describe the type of person that would pay to get titty fucked.
by pu$$y monster September 12, 2017

by Hahakicked December 27, 2018
