Baltimore Bitch Slap

The act on your partner by wielding your spikeless tree (dick) like a baseball bat and rotating it across the face with your eyes closed making the perfect angle to give a cucumber welt on the side your partner’s cheek bone portraying the size of your very own whilst saying in an most aggressive Baltimore accent, “Honey, now you’re perfect.”

Me and my partner were getting at it and I could not stand the sight of my tings face as it was obnoxiously white since the AC was up, so I decided to give my ting the mischievous gift of mine and went straight for the Baltimore Bitch Slap. Holy dick, she went down so fast I opened my eyes and fate must’ve does the rest because this huge red shape popped up like some magician’s trick and stayed there. My partner asks does it look okay? All I said was, “Honey, now you're perfect.”

by Junxie Biggs November 10, 2019

Bitch Slapping the Trout

The act of slapping a girl's pubic area so as to invoke sexual arousal.

Guy 1 "Damn, my girl doesn't ever feel like getting busy!"
Guy 2 "You should try Bitch Slapping the Trout"
Guy 1 "Good idea!"

by bitchassholenerd July 13, 2013

Sparta Bitch Slap

An epic slap to the face which has the equivalent force to that of a sparta kick to the chest.

Person: Ho, I'm gonna sparta bitch slap you if you don't go out there and make my money!

by Khaos-sama February 01, 2009

the bitch slap of justice

A bitch slap used by police officers on criminals, that makes them re-evaluate their life and hopefully make better decisions.

Criminal: OFFISA Y RU ARRESTIN ME I DINDUNUFFINS! *proceeds to spit in officer's face*

Police officer: *proceeds to do the bitch slap of justice*
Criminal: Oh my god, What have I been doing with my life!, I am so sorry!

by xx_Pussy_slayer_xx April 05, 2018

Dirty Bitch Slap

When your man pulls out to come, you put your hand up and catch some of his jizz, then shove it in his face.

He was trying to aim for my face, so I decided to give him a taste of his own medicine by dirty bitch slapping him.

by ChazMMichael July 05, 2011

bitch slap the hoe

when a pimp gets tierd of his hoe, and back slaps the bitch.

"I'm about to bitch slap the hoe"

by Meagan Kimberly January 01, 2008

German Bitch Slap

A video in You Tube that shows a big German man slapping another man who looks like the German version of Joe Dirt.

Just type in 'German Bitch Slap' in You Tube and you will get a detailed version of this type of slap.

Daaaaaaaaamn... That fool got the German Bitch Slap

by Sucka Mutha April 06, 2010