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Scrambled eggs

The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.
Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)
by Grigni August 16, 2024
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Scrambled-Letter Syndicate

The alphabet mafia, the initialism institution.

The LGBTQAI+ community.
James: man twitter is a mess, any time you disagree with one community, they jump on you and call you a bigot

David: let me guess, the conspiracy theorists or the scrambled-letter syndicate?
by BurntBattleBagel June 18, 2024
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Scrambled Eggs

Fellatio, specifically the act of holding the penis in one hand stroking it while sucking on the testicles and flicking them with the tongue.
My girl gave me scrambled eggs as breakfast in bed this morning.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
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Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.
Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.
by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019
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Making Scrambled Eggs

Intercourse resulting in pregnancy; The mixing of male sperm and female eggs, causing a fetus to form.
"Did you hear that Brad And Stacey where making scrambled eggs last week?"

"Yep! It must have been a real shock to Stacy's parents when they found out she was pregnant"
by SlavicLegs June 23, 2020
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feed a stoner scrambled eggs

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!
by Batsmoothiemigo April 24, 2011
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Sunnyside Scrambled

Form of frying an egg, where one cracks the egg into a cool pan and heats the pan while circulating the egg around the pan till it sets, eventually the yolk splits and spreads. The egg gets scrambled in the pan, hands free and never needs to be flipped.
Waitress: how would you like your eggs?
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.

Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!
by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019
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