Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.

John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”

by weird_eli January 5, 2023

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Roganism

When beta males exaggerate the truth in order to seek social relevance

The little bartender at the Irish pub constantly uses roganisms to gain popularity

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Rogan Senpuu

Is that seriously how Jon Jones beat Stipe!? Ha!

Jon Jones "ROGAN SENPUU!!!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2024

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Rogan

When someone in a group of friends. suddenly starts talking about bizarre conspiracies dominating the conversation.

Often using made up statistics , and using the word sheeple to describe anyone with an opposite hire.

OMG, that was intense , Dave went full Rogan. As a woman I can cope with Mansplaining , but when they go Rogan you cannot argue with them.

by Tuneraider November 30, 2024

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Joe Rogan experience

The name of the up-and-coming street drug combination. Originating in Cecil county, Md the ‘Joe Rogan experience’ is a smokable combination (unknowingly present in most vape pens) of DMT and a lethal dose of Fentanyl

The goal of which being to break through just moments before slipping into the afterlife.

Survivors recall visions of angelic dodecahedrons bestowing knowledge to those who believe.

Yo bro, I’ve had enough - pass me the Joe Rogan Experience!

by TrumpSquidFishingVideo October 22, 2023

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