Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.

John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”

by weird_eli January 5, 2023

Roganization

Noun; the derivation/interpolation of facts, pseudo-fact, heresay, bespoke belief(s), propaganda, or any combination that creates a broad-stroke popular foundational narrative that, although partially true, is extremely difficult to disestablish once generally accepted.

Big pharma lobbyed for a scientific Roganization of the new cancer treatment drug, which speedily commuted it's targeted populace consumption.

by Troll Daddy March 7, 2022

Roganize

The act of roganization. The interpolation of subjective, controversial fact pseudo-fact, conspiracy theory, or personal opinion which forms a real world narrative that becomes sustainable and potentially foundational to a given society.

Choosing to roganize all of the data, including the less than factual, falsely created a logical narrative that proved extremely difficult to deconstruct to those who chose to initially accept as truth.

by Troll Daddy February 27, 2022

Roganism

When beta males exaggerate the truth in order to seek social relevance

The little bartender at the Irish pub constantly uses roganisms to gain popularity

by eirebartender August 27, 2023

Roganizer

When a dog dominates a person it is a roganizer. The person being dominated is a rogan

Rogan:" I got a new puppy its a total roganizer."

by ToxicPeePee November 22, 2019

Rogan Senpuu

Is that seriously how Jon Jones beat Stipe!? Ha!

Jon Jones "ROGAN SENPUU!!!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2024

Rogans BSF

Referring to Rogans Best Friend, particularly a freshmen that doesn’t like to take the blame for being Rogans sidekick. A fiend that likes to get pushed into lockers. (Rohan-Junior) ( fiendy freshmen)

Example: “Fiend(no name mentioned) why do you blame a junior(no name mentioned) for being Rogans BSF(best friend)

by PandaBoxer000_[ December 12, 2022