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Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.
John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon
by weird_eli January 5, 2023
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Hym "Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected. He didn't catch a break or anything he worked suuuuper-duper hard. And his daughter's a fuckable now. Some of them. And the age difference between Joe Rogan and me is the same as the age difference between him and his wife!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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Rogan

When someone in a group of friends. suddenly starts talking about bizarre conspiracies dominating the conversation.

Often using made up statistics , and using the word sheeple to describe anyone with an opposite hire.
OMG, that was intense , Dave went full Rogan. As a woman I can cope with Mansplaining , but when they go Rogan you cannot argue with them.
by Tuneraider November 30, 2024
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Joe Rogan experience

The name of the up-and-coming street drug combination. Originating in Cecil county, Md the ‘Joe Rogan experience’ is a smokable combination (unknowingly present in most vape pens) of DMT and a lethal dose of Fentanyl

The goal of which being to break through just moments before slipping into the afterlife.

Survivors recall visions of angelic dodecahedrons bestowing knowledge to those who believe.
Yo bro, I’ve had enough - pass me the Joe Rogan Experience!
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Joe Rogan DMT Cart

A vape pen with DMT that will make you trip maddd balls.
“Nigga must be smoking that Joe Rogan DMT cart again.”
by Markus Jahad June 17, 2024
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What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.
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Rogan Nosh

A blowjob performed after a substantial meal from the Indian Sub-continent.
Went for a curry the other night and on the way back, Jill gave me a Rogan Nosh; my bellend's still a bit nippy
by RosscoTheDestroyer January 9, 2021
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