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alpine lake rv resort

The worst fucking campground in upstate New York. The kids that camp their are usually high or stealing shit. Most adults are stoners and the manager has the biggest stick up her ass.
Person 1: yo we should go to this campground, alpine lake rv resort!
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo
by anonymous December 6, 2020
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5 star resort

Fedral / state prison

Your prison is like 5 star resort in my country;

Good security
3 meals a day by nutritionist
Bed blanket
Hot shower every day with soap
Exercise room
Job little bit of money

Then I get out, clean, strong, refreshed. Then I find you.

Hands up baby hands up gimmie your heart gimmie gimmie...
Your prison is like 5 star resort in my country.
by Modern Women December 31, 2025
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