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Riverdale

RIVERDALE is a hit show. It’s a darker version of the Archie comics. Apperantely Betty dates jughead because he’s named after his penis.

Credit: Tiffany Hadish at MTV Awards
Random stranger: hi I absolutely love RIVERDALE.

Other random stranger: OMFG I do too let’s follow each other on social media and let’s become bffs and watch RIVERDALE for the 20th time.
by I LoVe RivErdAle So MuCh July 24, 2018
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Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy

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Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy is a place with only sluts.
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Riverdale

Pornhub,A very moist,sexy and yummy show
"Riverdale is so moist,like it is my pornhub
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Riverdale

Riverdale (other than the show) is a time increment used to describe a length of time. Much like how an hour is equal to 60 minutes, a riverdale is equal to 40 mins. Based on the approximate length of a Riverdale episode.
Hey man want to hang out later?”
“Sorry can’t, I’ve got to be to work in 1 riverdale”
by TerminalWeeb May 28, 2021
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Riverdale

A CW teen drama that features the character's of "Archie Comics" which aired in 2017.

The ridiculous, cringy and stupid writing or dialogue has made it into a huge joke on the internet that no one takes seriously.
An actual line from Riverdale:

"I dropped out in the 4th grade to run drugs to support my nana"

"that means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high-school football"
by inthehousebored September 25, 2021
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Riverdale

The world haven't seen enough of this. It's too good. I'm dead if it's the end. If yeah right... It's just the best serie ever!!!!
Have you seen Riverdale?

No, I haven't.

You bitch👿
by Iamemeryg May 21, 2018
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Riverdale

Riverdale is a dumb movie that is boring and isn't even exciting. People say this so-called "Riverdale" is so funny when in reality it is just a shitty show. If you really want to find something interesting watch the office, the Simpsons, anime, etc. Anything is better than this.
Riverdale is so dumb
by i have the best swag April 2, 2021
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