Side-Quiff

'Side-Quiff' - an idiotic racist that thinks his comments were 'only a joke'

"Happy Birthday, mate" he said while goosestepping a nazi salute...

"Cheers fella!".. *rolls his eyes* "What a fucking Side-Quiff .

by Rosè April 22, 2021

Quiff

A dick fart also known as dickflart

Susan there's a hole in my dick I think it just farted jack don't worry everyone that's has a dick farts out of it.its called quiff also known as dickflart.

by Cool_girl5426 February 18, 2018

Quiff

Similar to queef, a quiff is a fart from the male genitalia.

Omg dude, im gonna fucking quiff so hard!

by Harambe2016! December 21, 2021

quiff game

how good your hair (quiff) looks; how high it is; how good it stands

dang zachs quiff game is on point right now

by sweeeeqg June 1, 2014

quiff

Verb: To sniff something in a perverted way, especially hair, a quif or a queef.

Quiff Pro Joe had a son named Hunter
Whose corruption could not have been blunter
He did fancy the bride
of his brother who died
And so he continued to hump her.

by Carlos Perdue March 6, 2020

Quiff

The sound ones penis makes when shooting blanks.

Joe: I love to huff quiffs straight from my boyfriends old cock

by Rschutzler July 26, 2018

Quiff and a rat tail

A way to tell your friends you are 10 minutes away

Where are you?
Oh i’m just a quiff and a rat tail away

by beetle juicie August 16, 2021