Shoot one off

The action of climax during masturbation or sex. Usually when a male ejaculates, the semen shoots out as if a gun would do.
Male 1: It's hard being ugly, I can't get any type of sex bro.
Male 2: Just shoot one off and you'll be fine dude.
by schleepymane April 20, 2016
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crack one off

"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."
by BigJC December 1, 2003
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crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.
Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.
by Niall February 11, 2004
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wrist one off

"I don't have anything going on- I'm just gonna go home, pop in a porno, and wrist one off"
by Slo Joe October 18, 2004
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scrub one off

(verb) In the the bluegrass genre it means the starting of the song also know as mash one , cut it , put it in the pocket , drop the big one five, or weld it.

One needs to understand it has nothing to do with jacking off ( all though it could)
ladies and genta mens we gonna scrub one off fer ya
by chip staford June 22, 2011
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Cracking one off

Verb: to defecate explosively.
“Hey, JM, what are ya cracking one off in there?
by BobbyEyes November 2, 2018
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One-Off Slut

A woman who sleeps with a man after the first date (or first few dates)---and then spends the entire 'relationship' backtracking from the bed, trying to get to know the soul of a man---whose dick she has already had in her mouth.

As in: the equivalent of trying to switch on a lamp, without first plugging it in.
"John saw Mary as a One-Off Slut, because she dropped her panties for a few beers."
by Nannette LaRee Hernandez March 16, 2018
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