Monkey girl fuck slave

A girl that can contort herself in a monkey like position and that is a damn good fuck slave.

My wife wanted a new nick name. I told her lets name you Monkey girl fuck Slave after she gave me head while she hung her head over the side of the bed. Kind of like skull fucking but on a different level.

by DAX December 25, 2012

Get To The Fucking Monkey

Getting to the main point of a movie, conversation or story plot.

As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod

King Kong Was good but that movie needed to get to the fucking monkey.

"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."

by Shabang me February 23, 2009

ya fucking monkey

a retarded phrase that people say when they wake someone up or to make people laugh

YA FUCKING MONKEY WAKE UP

by handless April 26, 2009

Virtual Fuck Monkey

An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.

Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.

by Strangefan July 5, 2011

share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children

Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids

by jose Smose June 24, 2007

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

by Kidl154 September 10, 2014