Monkey girl fuck slave

A girl that can contort herself in a monkey like position and that is a damn good fuck slave.
My wife wanted a new nick name. I told her lets name you Monkey girl fuck Slave after she gave me head while she hung her head over the side of the bed. Kind of like skull fucking but on a different level.
by DAX December 26, 2012
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Get To The Fucking Monkey

Getting to the main point of a movie, conversation or story plot.

As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod
King Kong Was good but that movie needed to get to the fucking monkey.

"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."
by Shabang me October 20, 2008
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ya fucking monkey

a retarded phrase that people say when they wake someone up or to make people laugh
by handless April 27, 2009
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Virtual Fuck Monkey

An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.
Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
by Strangefan July 04, 2011
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share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
by jose Smose June 03, 2007
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monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task
a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football
by bluebear January 09, 2021
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douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey
by Kidl154 September 10, 2014
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