My wife wanted a new nick name. I told her lets name you Monkey girl fuck Slave after she gave me head while she hung her head over the side of the bed. Kind of like skull fucking but on a different level.
by DAX December 26, 2012
Getting to the main point of a movie, conversation or story plot.
As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod
As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod
King Kong Was good but that movie needed to get to the fucking monkey.
"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."
"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."
by Shabang me October 20, 2008
by handless April 27, 2009
An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.
Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
by Strangefan July 04, 2011
1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth
2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.
Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
by jose Smose June 03, 2007
a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football
by bluebear January 09, 2021
A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
by Kidl154 September 10, 2014