by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Genearl nerd with no friends outside of his anime. He repels all hopes of being gay by watching only lesbian porn, sometimes changing to beastiality. Seen over 330 hours of anime total, has no life outside of his home. Genearl Fag.
"Have you seen Louie Geier?"
"No, he is always in his room wanking off"
"Louie Geier watches to much anime"
"Louie Geier stuff tissues in his bra"
"Louie Geier touches himself in school"
"No, he is always in his room wanking off"
"Louie Geier watches to much anime"
"Louie Geier stuff tissues in his bra"
"Louie Geier touches himself in school"
by William Woody May 10, 2005

I was railing a chick last night and got a dead louie. Needless to say, that was the last time we had sex.
by Broseph IV July 30, 2011

Jack and Jill go to a party together. Jack wishes to leave with Jill due to an awkward encounter with a transvestite at the party.
Jack says to Jill: Jill I am going to give you an Uncle Louie.
Jack says to Jill: Jill I am going to give you an Uncle Louie.
by Stu846 September 17, 2007

"Man, just after lunch I ripped a hot louie and nearly burned a hole in my Peter Frampton underoos."
by GreBo Goryerum September 12, 2006

A sexual act; The act of a woman dropping their breasts on the back of their partner's neck, in reference to the execution of Louis XVI of France.
Charles: "Why does Billy have a neck brace on?
David: "Shannon broke his neck giving him a King Louie."
David: "Shannon broke his neck giving him a King Louie."
by LemurOnTheBus November 5, 2020

by Natalie June 11, 2006
