A small town in Wisconsin where everybody hates it and pretends they don't so nobody leaves. There are more bars and churches than anything else. With five restaurants and one movie theater that only gets movies that are sold on dvd there is aproximately nothing to do except go to the football game, which is all anyone really cares about.
Stranger: Where do you live?
Person:Lancaster
Stranger:In Pennsylvania?
Person: No
Stranger:ohhh, california?
Person:No! Wisconsin! We're in Wisconsin!
Stranger:I don't know where that is
Person:it's by platteville. *proceeds to show them the placement in Wi using their hand as a Wi shape*
Person:Lancaster
Stranger:In Pennsylvania?
Person: No
Stranger:ohhh, california?
Person:No! Wisconsin! We're in Wisconsin!
Stranger:I don't know where that is
Person:it's by platteville. *proceeds to show them the placement in Wi using their hand as a Wi shape*
by ILoveStar April 20, 2017
Get the Lancastermug. A city in Northern England full of nosy parkers who can't seem to mind their own business. Examples include getting accosted by an angry security guard for flying a drone over the iconic castle for recreational photography. Another example is walking into a public building and standing next to a staff only door. The third example is walking into the local supermarket, clearly grown adult and picking up a tiny energy drink can from the shelf and getting asked for ID to prove you are aged 16 or older before you get chance to blink. Seriously, it's very typical of Lancaster.
Me: *Flies drone of Lancaster Castle*
Security Guard: OY! BRING THAT DOWN NOW OR IT'LL BE SHOT DOWN, THAT'S ILLEGAL IT'S CROWN PROPERTY!
Security Guard: OY! BRING THAT DOWN NOW OR IT'LL BE SHOT DOWN, THAT'S ILLEGAL IT'S CROWN PROPERTY!
by LordJenal August 28, 2022
Get the Lancastermug. Hitting a wandering deer with a vehicle at maximum speed, usually intentionally, in order to give it a fresh look.
P1: “The new BMW motorcycle just looks a bit off compared to the old one.”
P2: “Yeah, that thing needs to get hit with the Lancaster facelift.”
P2: “Yeah, that thing needs to get hit with the Lancaster facelift.”
by YungYurp September 1, 2025
Get the Lancaster Faceliftmug. The art of fishing ones own turd out of the bath whilst occupying it, then gently placing it in the toilet.
Ah ya know me Terry, didn't have time to take a shit then have a bath so I just shat in the bath and gave it the old Lancaster Scoop.
by Spartan2020 November 21, 2020
Get the Lancaster Scoopmug.