Lips & Lobster Day

Celebrated on March 15th, Lips & Lobster Day is a holiday for woman, celebrated the day after the Steak & Blowjob Day- a day for woman to recover after the Steak & Blowjob. This Day is designed for men t celebrate the woman in their life by eating at the Y. That's right by giving cunnilingus. Go down on your woman & then give her a lobster dinner. Not necessarily in that order. Do dinner first - whatever.

Concept is quite simple: no cards, no flowers or jewelry. Give your woman what she really wants bestow on them a lobster dinner then eat out her pussy.
Enjoy

This holiday is celebrated annually by the Greek gods & started by the goddess Aphrodite. The goddess of sex & procreation. She was not born but grew from Ouranos the Skys castrated genitals when they were cast into the sea.
Aphrodite was know to initiate this holiday with every god on March 15- usually she was hand feed lobster while getting serviced on Lips & Lobster Day

by LizzyD March 14, 2013

fart lobster

One who likes to back up against others when they have wet farts and or Diarrhea.

While in the elevator that Fart Lobster back against me and broke wet wind.

by Crham December 26, 2015

Fuck Lobster

When you are drunk and text your ex but your phone auto corrects "loser" with "lobster.

What you mean to write :"You are such a fucken loser!"
What your phone auto-corrects it to : "You are such a fuck lobster!"

by Fuck Lobster July 22, 2016

Booster Looster

The opposite of Looster Booster. The channel has the same name but switched around. Run by Johnny Saiden aka DaMightyBoss. He’s most famous for posting the video “Cue Aidens Hairline”, which was sadly taken down. Sub to Booster Looster

Joe: Hey have you watched the video cue Aidens hairline?
Mama: No. Who made it?
Joe: This channel called Booster Looster. You should sub to him.
Mama: Aight

by Cardboard_Eggs November 5, 2019

Eat the locust

To eat the locust is to go to the toilet it can be used for pee or poo but is mostly used for poo

Scott accidentally ate the locust in class today. He couldn’t eat the locust in time

by Despairingly- Hopefull June 21, 2018

Newfoundland Lobster Trap

When a girl is having non-committal unprotected sex informing the man he can pull out at the instant before ejaculation. When the male informs the female of the pull out she instead wraps her legs around him forcing his man juice inside of her, causing his penis to be trapped in her 'lobster'.

Matt: Man how did you end up having Aubrey as a baby mama?
Joe: She gave me a Newfoundland lobster trap the night I met her at the bar.

by Submarineer March 25, 2009

Kobe lobster

Lobster fed with Kobe beef

The place I'm taking you has Kobe lobster... that is, lobster fed with Kobe beef.

How I met your mother

by Omnijonn November 17, 2007