Jarvis Harvest

A term describing the burning, itching, flaking, oozing or any other sensation you experience after barebacking a Jarvis Street whore.

"I can't stop scratching my ball sack. I caugh a mean case of Jarvis Harvest from that fucking whore."

by Dante S. February 20, 2007

kevin jarvis

(a.k.a. uncle dad). If you ever encounter this rare species of human/humanoid being, do not attack with a gun because he is used to and quite enjoys taking shots to the face. please approach with caution for fear of your anus being hastily and rudely violated.

This was seen in the case of, Anna,

Anna: "Kevin Jarvis! there's only one cock for me and it ain't yours! My ass is for Chris Joyce only!"

by Ur anal nightmare! October 16, 2008

jarvis mekalanis

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

by Grapeford Panky December 21, 2004

Your Insane Jarvis

When FaZe Kay sees Jarvis do something insane or Amazing he says it in his British accent he has

Your Insane Jarvis for hitting the no scope.

by Jasper... October 15, 2019

Jarvis

The definition of Josias is a handsome kid who has a big dick which girls love. He is probably the sexiest man alive and the richest. He is funny, and he be getting all the bitches!

Omggg jarvisss!!!

by Ejfbsjbfjdenj November 18, 2023

Mr. Jarvis

Absolute fucking legendary ripped gigachad.
(possibly agent 47)

"HOLY SHIT IT'S MR. JARVIS"

by Gandikotologist January 30, 2022

Jarvis

A Jarvis is a loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger who looks Amish. He fucks white bitches, sleeps in cars, and needs constant companionship.

Kayla: He kicked me out again to fuck other bitches.

Jody: He's a real Jarvis.

Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger.

by Strange_wrangler24 February 2, 2024