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Mother Insult

An insult aimed (sometimes pointlessly) towards your mother usually to make you feel embarrased and uncomfortable. It can also be used as a last gasp insult, where the speaker runs out of ideas and consequentally insults your mother.
Mother Insult eg.

Person 1: "I like this new show on tv."
Person 2: "I like your mum."

Man 1: "I like the taste of this."
Man 2: "I like the taste of your mum."

Guy 1: "I was hit hard in football the other day..."
Guy 2: "Your mum was hit hard the other day."
Guy 1: "Really? By who?"
Guy 2: "By me."
Guy 1: *Uncomfortable shiver*
by swish555 May 16, 2009
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Insult War

A dipute between two factions mainley consisting if insults which may or may not involve mothers depending on the agreement between participents
Guy:dude u owned that guy in that insult war
Dude:thanks man i am pretty awesome at those things
by James A.K.A Jables August 15, 2007
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Alliteration Insults

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003
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playground insult

An insult made by a squeaker that is usually very good or horrible in every way possible.
Random kid: Well at least the amount of cancer I have doesn't make me lose my sperm count

Random guy: Ohhhh that squeaker coming in with the playground insults
by Cliffy35 May 3, 2018
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Captain Insult

The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.
Jordan: Ha, I hear you dying over there again Nick, Asche Sucks!
Nick: Wow, thanks Captain Insult.
by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011
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blank insult

a "blank insult" is the ultimate way to add extra punch to an insult

what you do is make up a random word that sounds like it's an insult, and when the victim asks what it is, you make up a definition that directly insults the person you're roasting
(slicer is the blank insult in this scenario)

guy 1: "you look like a retard"
guy 2: "you look like a fucking slicer"
guy 1: "wtf is a slicer"
guy 2: "a slicer is some 4 eyed short gay kid"
guy 1: "damn"
by attackah December 4, 2020
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Quad-Insult

An Insulting Phrase or Clause that completely fucks someone's Race, Religion, Outfit and Sexuality.
African Aid Worker: Wow Jimmy, Thats Quite a Tight-Gay-Indian-Hindu Look you got today.
Jimmy: Why the Fuck do you have to always drop a Quad-Insult.
by The Ass Reaper March 31, 2015
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