Muddy Gopher

The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.

Dude that chick is down for the muddy gopher

by killerb0129 October 21, 2010

Goiter Chop

When a male is recieving oral satisfaction, immediately after cum is dispursed into female's mouth, a judo chop is applied to front of neck to cause semen to exit the nasal cavity. Often applied while shouting out "Goiter CHOP!" during the process.

skeet skeet "Goiter CHOP!!!"

by Phat Bastard March 12, 2004

dramatic gopher

internet's greatest star.

damn that dramatic gopher is amazing.

by doogie snipes April 23, 2008

one eyed gopher

a large sweaty man dick.

my one eyed gopher is looking his hole. ;)

by queen of mexico April 8, 2003

gooterhead

That is a dumbass. That's what that is.

That gooterhead smoked some crack and had some holes in the hotel room and got cement all over the walls...and he doesn't do concrete work.

by Bob Binachi January 22, 2007

gopher head

a girl who go for (gopher) head with no hesitation

A gopher head go for head with no hesitation. Let her diagnose a player while I smoke medication.

by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011

gopher stomp

When a dog or other animal manages to jump on a man's testicles with all four feet at the same time

My girlfriend's dog jumped on my crotch and gopher stomped me so bad I thought I pissed myself

by Tooblecane August 18, 2019