by poveryonwheels February 15, 2023
A human that exhibits behaviors that are quirky and adorkable, like that of a dog/cat doing weird things. It is used as a form light teasing
You are such a floof/floofer. Reminds me of when my dog knocked my drink over with a bag over its head
by PhatBoiLotto April 29, 2022
When your grandmother inherits hundreds of thousands of dollars from your grandfather and also earns a hefty retirement from Social Security, despite the fact she hardly worked at all in her life.
Traditional grandmothers had curly hair styles that "fluffed" up hair styles (30s/40s decades). Floof describes the puffiness of her hair.
Traditional grandmothers had curly hair styles that "fluffed" up hair styles (30s/40s decades). Floof describes the puffiness of her hair.
You may be rich, but you're not FLOOF RICH. I'd suggest you apply for a loan from the Bank of Floof.
by johnsmithknightoftheroundtable July 10, 2021
by ThatOneGuyWhoLikesCheese May 10, 2021
A hairstyle created in the early 18th century that resembles the classically known "mullet" .Some of England's most predominant royal lunatics and potions makers arranged their hair in this fashion.
A Good example of the Floof Dragon can be found at this website however it has been improperly labeled as a "mullet".
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg
by Floof Master Dragon Tits Lord December 22, 2008
To beat someone down with tremendous force and skill. Then screwing them in the ass.
It is also a type of pretty kilt.... or a fez.
It is also a type of pretty kilt.... or a fez.
by Zym Carroll April 24, 2005
(Adj.) Created by a Marine and his Navy friend, a 'Floof McDoof' describes the ultimate ideal cool person, what all males aspire to be. Expletives can be added to the phrase to enhance the effectiveness of the phrase. The 'Floof McDoof' can only be used to describe a male.
by Dustin M. June 30, 2005