Any shitty laptop used in a school or education setting, does not need to run ChromeOS, just needs to have specs horrible enough that you can’t run more than two tabs on Google and watch YouTube videos at more than 360p. Beautifully paired with a shit wifi connection.
by fuckchromebooks September 10, 2025
Get the Chromebooks mug.One of the most beautiful pieces of technology ever crafted. This thing will make your limp dick go erect, and steal your heart in the process. Then it'll drag your heart through the mud and leave you for the wolves to fester on your bishop. What the chromebook will do is lead you on for a whole year and then stab you in the heart. The chromebook is not to be trusted. But it will make you happy. Yet, the happiness will leave you about as fast as it entered your life. Chromebook.
by carsanchromebook November 7, 2025
Get the chromebook mug.chromebook. an outdated pile of tech that's mostly used for school who have a shit budget, not to mention, they come with school spyware and ristrictions. comes with horrible keyboard and no caps or num lock, super slow, crappy system specs, and very limited support. and for a price of 500$, id rather get the worst windows laptop than that! (wrote this on a chromebook btw and the spacebar is trash thats not even pressible)
oh no, oh no!!! we have to grab a chromebook, this is just great...
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
by The person who rants in words December 15, 2025
Get the Chromebook mug.chromebook. an outdated pile of tech that's mostly used for school who have a shit budget, not to mention, they come with school spyware and ristrictions. comes with horrible keyboard and no caps or num lock, super slow, crappy system specs, and very limited support. and for a price of 500$, id rather get the worst windows laptop than that! (wrote this on a chromebook btw and the spacebar is trash thats not even pressible)
oh no, oh no!!! we have to grab a chromebook, this is just great...
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
by The person who rants in words December 15, 2025
Get the Chromebook mug.Someone that is always on their school provided Chromebook, even at home, playing games on it. Pretty much a Chromebook addict.
Person 1: "Bro John's the biggest Chromebook rat ever, he's always playing games in class."
Person 2: "I know, somebody gotta take it.
Person 2: "I know, somebody gotta take it.
by Luccafish May 21, 2023
Get the Chromebook Rat mug.by astinkywinky June 2, 2023
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