A potentially sticky situation where both you and your best bud are close and your mutual friends think you're both str8 because you have girlfriends, but you're actually surreptitiously meeting for gay/bi sex aka a brotein exchange. These hook-ups include alot of sucking each other off and swallowing each other's loads in addition to mutual foot worship.
When the girls thought we were spending the weekend at the shore, we were actually engaging in a brotein exchange at a motel down by the airport.
by Watchinfool September 20, 2023
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"Dude, you up for another brotein exchange? I'm horny as fuck and my balls are full." "Same here bro. Horny as fuck too. I know you love the taste of my sperm. My parents aren't home so we can get together here."
by Watchinfool September 21, 2023
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biggest poser in all the land. he loves taking it up the butt from nene. his house is a maze you have to navigate through. it’s full of glass and sex swings.
Guy 1: yo i just fucked 3 dudes in one night!
Guy 2: did you bust out the swing?
Guy 1: HELL YES!
Guy 3: that’s so Briteen
Guy 2: did you bust out the swing?
Guy 1: HELL YES!
Guy 3: that’s so Briteen
by aryan kalath July 3, 2024
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/ˈbroʊˌtin ʃeɪk/
It's another way to say bro, when feeling tuff or sum.
/ˈbroʊˌtin ʃeɪk/
It's another way to say bro, when feeling tuff or sum.
by ghostdih June 5, 2025
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