Brando Surprise

When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.

"I was accused of shoplifting hot dogs at Wal-Mart today but it was really a Brando Surprise!

by pfi July 14, 2016

Nap Brando

A super sexually attractive man that prefers to especially eat a man's thigh.

"Don't go running outside at night. Nap Brando might walk in on you."

by Mike Goose November 11, 2020

Brando Willyfuck

a lightskin man who plays everyone but big butt women

Girl 1: I told you not to talk to Brando Willyfuck
Girl 2: I know but he’s so fine

by RazerLizard December 21, 2024